i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
Just a reminder that according to the DSM-5, there’s no such thing as Gender Identity Disorder, but there is a legitimate Internet Gaming Disorder.
Medical authorities agree that trans people are healthier than white male gamer nerds.
Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff
I will reblog this everyday
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF
I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.
DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.