greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

Posted on Sunday, August 31 2014, 1 day ago
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rambleonamazon:

Just a reminder that according to the DSM-5, there’s no such thing as Gender Identity Disorder, but there is a legitimate Internet Gaming Disorder.

Medical authorities agree that trans people are healthier than white male gamer nerds.

Posted on Sunday, August 31 2014, 1 day ago
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slipstreamborne:

Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 1 day ago
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makochantachibanana:

tonimorrisons:

amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

this frickin tag omg

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 1 day ago
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thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 1 day ago
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#oooooh

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 2 days ago
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a little horny

a little ok

a little dead inside

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 2 days ago
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anarchyinthenyc:

agentofxana:

ultimoose:

lasagnacat:

reapers motherfucker

WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF

I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

anarchyinthenyc:

agentofxana:

ultimoose:

lasagnacat:

reapers motherfucker

WHAT AIN’T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF

I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

DOES THE ILLUSIVE MAN LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 2 days ago
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#best
puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 2 days ago
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cupidnova:

davejaded:

woawwbwee:

tamama666:

deergay:

tannersblognshit:

    staff:

kill-whitepeople:

look at this nerd egg it’s very important 

if you don’t reblog this nerd egg your blog will be deleted 
- tumblr staff

john eggbert

dont

john eggbert

john eggbert

John Eggbert

Egderp

cupidnova:

davejaded:

woawwbwee:

tamama666:

deergay:

tannersblognshit:

    staff:

kill-whitepeople:

look at this nerd egg it’s very important 

if you don’t reblog this nerd egg your blog will be deleted 

- tumblr staff

john eggbert

dont

john eggbert

john eggbert

John Eggbert

Egderp

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 2 days ago
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